1 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,300 Thank you man. 2 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,780 time to clean up the disastrous 53,000 gallon spill that left over 30 miles of 3 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,600 pristine coastline soaked with sludge oil. 4 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,740 We still don't know how long it will take to clean up this mess. 5 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:41,280 Also, President Richard Nixon did the enemies back in the late 60s. There's 6 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,800 some up in Latin, the Al-Qaeda. These people are out there killing. 7 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:49,420 All of these things contribute to the problem of overpopulation. 8 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:53,340 People don't comprehend the danger that this country creates for the world. 9 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:57,820 If just 15 milliliters is released and becomes airborne, this chemical could 10 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:01,640 kill a million people. War is not only one of the reasons, but the main reasons 11 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,980 to go into war in Iraq, despite what federal governments attain. 12 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:09,410 Thousands of Australian troops have been... As mentioned in that story, the 13 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:11,830 soaring prices of oil is a worldwide problem. 14 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:16,830 Emissions and pollution are required immediately to reduce the effects of 15 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:17,830 global warming. 16 00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:22,410 Four years out. 17 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:30,790 What were the beach boys thinking when they left ten tons of garbage behind on 18 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:33,310 the beach this Labor Day weekend? The bottom line is... 19 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,399 Bill, 20 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,660 are you up? Come and have breakfast. 21 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:07,000 Beautiful woman's ring, straight out of Africa. 22 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,400 Retails at $6.99. 23 00:04:12,270 --> 00:04:14,450 In less than a minute, we have it here today. 24 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:18,110 Hey, darling. Hey, honey, how you doing? 25 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:21,589 Did you sleep okay? I did. You were tired last night. 26 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:25,290 Oh, did you put milk on already? 27 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:26,650 Uh, yeah. Okay. 28 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:28,770 Hey, 29 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:30,550 honey, how are you doing? 30 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:31,950 Oh, you already got everything. 31 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:33,690 Sweetheart, you're taking care of business. 32 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:36,790 Got your coffee. Let's move things along. 33 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:39,670 Sweet, I just want to mention that these should have been put away. 34 00:04:40,870 --> 00:04:43,790 Okay, I mean, you better chip in. I 35 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:53,610 don't 36 00:04:53,610 --> 00:05:00,590 want to do 37 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:04,670 this on a rush because it's an important thing, but your mother and I were 38 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:08,090 talking last night. We've made a lot of sleep, but not for the reason you think. 39 00:05:11,809 --> 00:05:13,570 We think it's time you moved on. 40 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,130 I've moved on. 41 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:19,149 Don't worry. 42 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:21,670 Okay. I'll get a napkin. I'm sorry. 43 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:24,730 Well, how's your father? 44 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:27,430 You got it? Yep. 45 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:30,930 Sorry, Mom. 46 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:33,550 No, it's okay. It's just that, look, you're 23. 47 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:38,280 You've got to get your own place, right? I know. You keep saying that. You just 48 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:42,920 put more on me. I'm sorry. But I know you guys keep saying that. I'm sorry. 49 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:50,080 You keep saying that, but it takes time because I have to obviously raise the 50 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,080 money for my own post-education. 51 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:59,260 Right? So the deal was is that I would do that by my own, do my best to save up 52 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:03,340 that money, and in the meantime, I would stay with you guys. 53 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:07,090 How about putting some of that money into some work? What did I do last 54 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:11,390 month? We talked about the fridge. Remember when you first suggested it, I 55 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:14,610 said I didn't... Honey, what if... You said that that would buy me some... 56 00:06:14,610 --> 00:06:19,070 Okay. That's a classic guilt trip, by the way, and I appreciate that. I know 57 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:22,350 what you're doing. You learn from the best. If you guys want me to go back to 58 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:25,630 school, then obviously I have to have a little bit of money to do that, too. 59 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:27,710 Look, you know what? 60 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:31,050 Honestly, Bill, you don't want to be... We shouldn't have got into it now. You 61 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:32,050 and I, we have to go. 62 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,300 I'm just saying. It's 5 o'clock, mister. 63 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,400 We're going to have a roundtable discussion. 64 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:43,440 Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Give me a call at work. 65 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,020 Give me a call at work. We're going to have a bite to eat. 66 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,080 We'll grab some lunch. We'll grab a newspaper. 67 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:53,060 We'll go look at some apartments, and we'll have you in a new place by the end 68 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:53,899 of the week. Okay. 69 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,680 Just as long as you're paying for the lunch, cuz. 70 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,460 Wow. 71 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:02,860 You guys, you can push each other's buttons like no one. 72 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,700 Words of a feather. 73 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:08,940 I'm fine. I thought we had a good situation. 74 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,720 We had a good situation. 75 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,500 Let's not make it a bad one. That's what we're saying. 76 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:18,080 We're going to help you out for the first couple of years, okay? 77 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,180 We will help you out. I'm not saying that we're going to pay 100%, but we 78 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:22,180 will help you out. 79 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,140 Okay, here's what we're going to do. We're going to meet here. I'm going to 80 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,940 pick up some pieces, and then we're going to sit and have a nice discussion. 81 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,540 But I have to go. I mean, if you guys are willing to help me out, I'm cool. 82 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,639 Yeah. 83 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,640 Okay. Okay? 84 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,390 Yep. It was so lovely, man. It's fun to, you know. 85 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:38,510 Okay, have a good one for that. 86 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:40,790 Okay. Give me a call at work. Be safe. 87 00:08:38,509 --> 00:08:40,909 There you go, enjoy. 88 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:44,770 Hey, how you doing? 89 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:45,809 Good, man. 90 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:48,150 Double espresso macchiato with extra foam. 91 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:49,690 That'll be $4.50. 92 00:08:56,130 --> 00:09:03,030 Extra phone, man. 93 00:09:03,550 --> 00:09:04,550 Got it. 94 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:11,510 There you go. 95 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:14,770 That's not what I wanted, man. 96 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:16,450 Yeah, it is. 97 00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:17,970 That's not a macchiato. 98 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:19,750 There's no foam in there at all. 99 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:23,210 Yeah, there is. There's some right there. No, no, no. A lot of foam. 100 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:26,090 A lot of foam. Dude, look. This is like half milk. 101 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:30,030 It's not a macchiato. Look, there's foam in there. 102 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:37,250 There you go. More foam. Yeah, but take some of the milk out of it, man. 103 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:41,930 I'm not taking any of the milk out. It's a perfectly good macchiato. Give me back 104 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:45,490 my money, man. I'm not giving you your money back. 105 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,620 I'm not paying for something that I didn't order, man. Give me back my 106 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:53,960 money. I make the best coffees in this town. I don't care what you make, bro, 107 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,220 but I didn't order this, so I don't want it. I don't care. 108 00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:01,040 That's a good coffee. Take it. Just shove it up your ass, all right? 109 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,860 You want to give me back my 450? 110 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,240 No. No? 111 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:23,460 No. 112 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:32,680 All right, man. Here, take a fucking roll while you're going out the door. 113 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:37,900 Fuck. 114 00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:12,290 Lunch has been over like 15 minutes ago. I took my lunch break 15 minutes ago. 115 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:15,690 Bill, take the mask off. I got tons of cars in there. I'm near wasting time on 116 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:16,690 this bag. 117 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:18,270 All right. 118 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:21,850 I already finished three cars today, Jim. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three cars. 119 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:23,950 Come on, get in there. 120 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,570 Okay, the clock says work, work. 121 00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:31,710 You should check your clocks, though. Maybe I should clock you, right? 122 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,860 I don't think you should treat the best worker like that, Jim. 123 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:43,100 Bill, just get in there and make some money for us, okay? How about a raise? 124 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,080 Yeah, Bill. Get your fuck off. 125 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,059 Nine bucks. 126 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,420 Yeah. Nine bucks. 127 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:46,470 The funniest thing is that you and this piece of shit, only you would do a 128 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:47,470 burnout. 129 00:12:48,650 --> 00:12:49,650 It's $300. 130 00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:52,750 I know you've got to work for six months to make that. 131 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:02,440 What the fuck, man? Listen, by the way, you gotta stop having these things stuck 132 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,560 in my fucking house, man. These are the last ones, man. 133 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,600 Dude, my dad's getting pissed, okay? 134 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,920 And what the fuck's in this? 135 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,140 What'd he say? 136 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,040 He was asking what it was. 137 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:13,740 What'd you tell him? 138 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,540 To mind his own fucking business. 139 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,760 Good. 140 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,500 Good. No one can know. 141 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:20,900 It's a surprise. 142 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:23,120 Piece of shit, man. Watch your head. 143 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,840 Fuck. 144 00:13:27,979 --> 00:13:29,160 Yeah. Let's go eat. 145 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,680 Do you really want to fucking eat in this shithole chicken den piece of shit? 146 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,420 This is America, man. This is what we eat. 147 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,500 Okay? Dude, chicken den? 148 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,360 You know what they do? It's all American. 149 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:42,220 This is America, baby. This is America. 150 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,640 How you doing? 151 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,260 How may I help you? 152 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,420 Give me a... I need a four-piece. 153 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,760 Four-piece mixed meat. 154 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Do you want the combo? 155 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:57,060 Combo. 156 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:03,350 Salad? Garden salad? 157 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,350 Four-piece combo? 158 00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:10,730 Hi. Sorry. Four-piece combo, you said? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Can I get a four-piece 159 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:11,730 combo? Draw. 160 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:15,350 Cartoon chicken. Ten seconds, please. 161 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:17,450 Yes, ma'am. 162 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:24,790 How's your day look? 163 00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:27,810 Perfect. How's yours? 164 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:30,930 Sunshines and rainbows. 165 00:14:33,359 --> 00:14:34,820 I don't want any salad. 166 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,540 Thank you. 167 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,760 High five. 168 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,360 Don't let me hang you. 169 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,760 Fresh salad. I bet they went out and picked it this morning. 170 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:50,560 That looks disgusting. 171 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:55,780 The salad probably has bugs crawling all over it. 172 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,180 Dude. 173 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,760 Knock it on the second edge. 174 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:02,070 Tomorrow. One o'clock. 175 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:03,330 Tomorrow, one o'clock. 176 00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:06,070 Paper, right? Yeah. Dude, I got to call in sick. 177 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:07,810 You haven't done that yet? 178 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:10,510 Well, dude, I have to call it on the day. 179 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,670 I'm not going to call today and say, listen, tomorrow I'm not going to be in 180 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:17,470 because I'm sick. I talked to you about this two weeks ago. Yeah, I have to call 181 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:21,910 in tomorrow. You said, what if you get called in, man? I took the day off work, 182 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:23,130 too. We have to play. 183 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,550 Holy shit! 184 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:25,910 What? Crap! 185 00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,110 You just... 186 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,240 Did you get me a napkin? 187 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:35,520 Like, she didn't even say anything. She didn't go, sorry, no, like, oh, I'm 188 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,520 sorry. Just, hi. 189 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,520 You brought napkins? No, no, no, probably need, like, I don't know. Are 190 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,660 you going to apologize? I mean, you fucking got the shit all over it. Look, 191 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,640 I'm sorry. I'm laughing because you got it on him, and I think he's a prick with 192 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,579 it. Did you get me more chicken? 193 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,440 Yeah, I'll make that. Here's the napkin, and I'll get this cleaned up. What's 194 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,259 your problem? 195 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:54,780 I don't have a problem. I'm sorry. Look, I'll get this replaced. That's fine. 196 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,820 She's upset with her life. 197 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,220 Jesus. 198 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,510 Can I get my money back? 199 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:02,490 I'll get you more stuff, but I'm not giving you your money back. I don't want 200 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:06,510 more stuff. Sorry, I don't step on you, but I'll just have it replaced, okay? 201 00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:08,670 Lady. What? It's okay. 202 00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,450 Do you have a manager? 203 00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,830 Sorry, don't worry about it. Hold on, hold on. No, no, no. I said don't worry 204 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:13,850 about it. Do you have a manager? 205 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,770 Hey, hey, hey. Don't worry about it. It's fine. 206 00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:19,950 This is why I don't want to eat in these fucking places, man. 207 00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:21,569 That's shit. 208 00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:24,490 You think she likes it? Dude, do you think that I like having... 209 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,290 Whatever the fuck this kind of salad is? 210 00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,150 This salad dressing? 211 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,190 Extra ranch? 212 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,590 Is this quality service? 213 00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:35,990 Hello? Hello? 214 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,009 That's great. 215 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,010 It's all clean. 216 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,090 Thank you. 217 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,370 Take this guy. 218 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,280 Okay, 219 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:54,660 smile on his face. 220 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,860 He's got nice clothes on. 221 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,780 What's he do? What do you think he does? 222 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:01,260 I don't know. What's he do? 223 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,900 Maybe a banker. 224 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,200 Delirious, though. 225 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,819 Maybe a traveling salesman. 226 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Delirious. Why? 227 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,660 That guy helps to wreck the economy. Helps to wreck the world. 228 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,260 He eats in styrofoam fucking cups. 229 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,640 He's terrible. 230 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:25,829 Hilarious. That's not what the world needs. What does the world need? 231 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:29,450 The world needs change, man. What kind of change? 232 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,050 Who's going to do it? 233 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:40,930 Dude, the problem is that this fucking world grows by like 70 million people a 234 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:41,909 year. That's the problem. 235 00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:43,010 Too many people. 236 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,870 And no one... Look, we have trains. 237 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,470 We have cars. Tons of cars. 238 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,360 That are just burning up gas. 239 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,800 Making this place disgusting. You have these, and you have chicken. Blah, blah, 240 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,800 blah, blah. 241 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:01,860 You have chicken that's like... Yeah, of course, man. It's just disgusting, 242 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:02,819 that's all. 243 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,440 It's just absolutely fucking sick. 244 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:08,240 Makes me just sick. But what are you supposed to do? 245 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,440 Stop living? There's two kinds of people. 246 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,740 Leavers and takers. And the leavers coexist. 247 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,220 We need people that coexist. 248 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,900 And the takers... 249 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:24,220 It's the society of the world. The takers is the people that fucking, that 250 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:28,780 just like drive Ferraris, not caring. 251 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,160 Because people have to make money. 252 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,880 No, people don't have to make money. 253 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,059 That's the thing. 254 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,400 That's what I'm talking about, man. People don't have to. 255 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,320 It's the thing that society grills in your head over and over and over. Since 256 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,740 you've been fucking five years old, you have to have a big bank account. 257 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,860 You have to make a lot of money. You have to have a fast car. Dude, 258 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:47,860 but what happens? 259 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,520 You want to be poor? You want to be poor? 260 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,610 You keep going down this road, do you know where the road's going? 261 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:57,310 So you just keep going down the reckless path, just fucking plow straight ahead 262 00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:00,770 because we're all just fucked? What's the pessimistic point of view I've ever 263 00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:01,770 heard in my life? 264 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,530 You're a prodigy of the world, my son. 265 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:09,150 Prodigy of the world. You're all talk, buddy. All talk. Oh, snap. 266 00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:11,830 All talk. 267 00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:43,330 I stood on my feet all day today. 268 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:45,850 Not to change the subject, but when's dinner? 269 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:48,330 Hi. 270 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,470 Hey, hey, hey. 271 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,950 Yeah. No phone calls? 272 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:57,750 Sorry. What are you guys doing? We've been waiting for like... What are we 273 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,870 even doing? We've been waiting for you. Remember we had this meeting planned, 274 00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:04,690 right? I was going to pick up pizza, which ended up being something else. 275 00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,130 Oh, come on. Still don't do that. 276 00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:09,410 No, no, no. 277 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:10,670 Can we do it? 278 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:17,020 Tomorrow morning, I've got some very exciting news for you guys, and I 279 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:21,780 actually ate at the chicken den. Oh, come on, Bill. 280 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:25,840 We organized this. I know. We talked about it this morning, remember? 281 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,080 Okay. It was like nine hours ago. 282 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,360 Tomorrow, we'll talk about it at breakfast, and I've got some very, very 283 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,620 exciting news for you guys. Okay, you're going to be on time for once? Yes. 284 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:39,800 That's exciting news. Yeah, that's great. Okay, well, I will make a special 285 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,800 breakfast. 286 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,240 No, no copying out this time. 287 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,160 Absolutely. I'll see you tomorrow morning. 288 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,540 You promise? 289 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,020 Promise. Good night, guys. 290 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,440 Wow. 291 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,540 I kind of figured that would happen. 292 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,820 Yeah. That's typical. 293 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,180 That's typical. 294 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,660 Every effing time. 295 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,980 Why is he resisting this so much? 296 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,180 I don't know. I think he's hiding something. Is he okay? 297 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:13,380 When I saw him, he had already murdered seven people. 298 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,560 Her work is gripping and unpredictable. 299 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,720 This is not the way conventional psychiatry works. 300 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:24,100 Up next, an interview with Michelle Histo. 301 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,520 Dr. Histo. has studied more than 200 years. 302 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,020 These rumors are a result of nature. 303 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:44,000 Not nature. It's about us. 304 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,740 Whenever, wherever, and whatever we want. But we need to understand the 305 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:16,080 effects of the carbon footprint and realize the environmental damage cars 306 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,400 are causing to our planet. 307 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,640 Al-Qaeda is all over Iraq. 308 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,660 The administration of the U.S. president will likely double the bounty on... The 309 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:27,620 BTK killer has confessed to killing 10 people. And tonight... The United States 310 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:31,920 will deploy... The global population grows by over 70 million people a year. 311 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:36,760 At the same time, our natural resources are dwindling. Coal, oil, gas, water. 312 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,980 And with the development of the third world, we're just creating a ticking 313 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:40,859 time bomb. 314 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:46,200 And even though we know that forests are essential to reducing carbon emissions, 315 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:52,020 we continue to cut them down, whether it's for housing, farming, alternative 316 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:57,760 energy, or just useless furniture. Instead of truly getting together and 317 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,540 fighting for something, fighting against global warming, against political and 318 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,540 social unrest. 319 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,340 Our politicians are using the same lame band-aid techniques up for re-elections 320 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,340 over and over. 321 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,340 What we need is change. 322 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:15,120 We can't stand for this anymore. 323 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,880 And why do we accept this? 324 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:22,320 Because we're a society built on wants, not needs. What are we taught to want 325 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,320 from childhood? 326 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:29,600 Big bank accounts, fast cars, plasma screen TVs, liposuction. 327 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,580 We're getting facelifts. Does this help anyone? No. 328 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,540 What is this? This is ego. 329 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,520 This doesn't help the world. 330 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,520 We need to bind together. 331 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,840 We don't need to be individuals. 332 00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:48,320 We need to become whole as a country, as a world. 333 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:50,900 We need someone who will stand for something. 334 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:56,380 We need someone who believes in what they say and believes in actions 335 00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:59,120 changing the way that we view our world. 336 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:37,820 We can't survive with our politicians focusing their time on fighting 337 00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:40,620 religious wars, fighting over control of natural resources. 338 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,860 Can anyone do this? 339 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,820 I don't know. 340 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,520 Do you have any thoughts? 341 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,280 Humanity can't survive over the next hundred years. 342 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,480 The facts don't lie. 343 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,620 We need someone who will stand for something. 344 00:24:57,060 --> 00:25:02,120 We need someone who believes in what they say and believes in action, 345 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,880 believes in positive action. 346 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,780 That's an absolute joke. 347 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,400 Evan, that's what you didn't get. 348 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:14,000 That's what you didn't get. You think people are equal? They're not. 349 00:25:42,670 --> 00:25:46,530 Just like President Richard Nixon did to the Vietnamese back in the late 60s... 350 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:51,390 Obama, Bin Laden, Al-Qaeda, these people are out to kill us. People don't... All 351 00:25:51,390 --> 00:25:55,530 of these things contribute to the problem of overpopulation. People don't 352 00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:58,710 comprehend the danger that this country creates for the world. 353 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:03,190 If just 15 milliliters is released and becomes airborne, this chemical could 354 00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:05,830 kill a million people. We're talking about society and people and 355 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:08,810 humanitarian sense. We need to make changes to protect... 356 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,660 Just take a look at the world. 357 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:19,320 Thessalonians 3.10 says, For even when we are with you, this we commanded you, 358 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,740 that if any would not work, neither should be eaten. 359 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,380 The global population grows by over 70 million people a year. 360 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:36,500 And why do we accept this? 361 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,580 Because we're a society built on want. 362 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,660 Not need. What are we taught to want from Chavez? 363 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:50,420 Big bank accounts, fast cars, plasma screen TVs, liposuction, okay, faceless. 364 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,800 Does this help anyone? No. 365 00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:53,760 What is this? This is ego. 366 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,400 We need someone who will stand for something. 367 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:01,820 We need someone who believes in what they say and believes in action, 368 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:06,320 believes in positive action and changing the way that we look at things, changing 369 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,620 the way that we view our world. 370 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,840 So that's what I'll do. My name is Evan Drenth. 371 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,060 Why not? 372 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,300 What? 373 00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:26,340 I said come back. 374 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,980 I'll be up in 15 minutes. I'm working out. 375 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:49,160 I'm glad we're actually having a nice breakfast together because yesterday was 376 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:49,879 a bit tense. 377 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:55,760 Well, you guys just dropped a ball. I know, but I feel like I think we've 378 00:27:55,760 --> 00:28:00,260 reached some kind of agreement. And today, what I'm going to do for you guys 379 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:03,160 is that I'm going to be proactive. 380 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,460 And today, I'm going to stay in. I've got the day off. I'm going to fill out 381 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,460 some college applications. 382 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:13,860 And I'm thinking. What did my ears just hear? I'm going to fill out. 383 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,260 Some college applications. 384 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:17,660 Mechanical engineer. 385 00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:20,360 Honey! Who kidnapped our son? 386 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,160 What's going on? That's fantastic. 387 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:26,340 Congratulations. That's great. Good job. 388 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,200 I've got to say, I'm really proud of you. Really proud. 389 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,120 Well, I think it's about time, right? 390 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,240 Well, I think our little talk maybe got in there somewhere, huh? 391 00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:41,980 You guys kicked my little tushy out the door. 392 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,520 With love. 393 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:44,620 Absolutely. You know what? 394 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:47,920 Here's the thing. You're going to feel better about yourself once you have 395 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920 goals. 396 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,100 I know. It's hard to feel good when you feel like you. I do have goals, Mom. 397 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,220 I've got to go. 398 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,260 We'll talk about it more later. 399 00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:57,320 Okay. Bye, Dad. 400 00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,960 Sweetheart, I'll see you later. Love you. 401 00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:04,940 I'm really, really proud of you. I think what you're going to feel is that you 402 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:08,340 have goals in life now and a direction. 403 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,440 Right? Yeah. 404 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,440 I woke up today feeling... 405 00:29:13,899 --> 00:29:15,680 Enthusiastic. My little boy. 406 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000 He's growing up. 407 00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:19,220 Come here. 408 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,920 Out of love that we kick your thumb. 409 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,400 Sorry about that. 410 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:28,700 Okay. Have a good day at work, okay? I will, sweetheart. 411 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,680 I'm very excited for you. And I want to see how this turns out with the 412 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,100 application. Okay. 413 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:34,139 Bye, baby. 414 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,139 Bye, honey. 415 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,140 All right. 416 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,400 You think people are equal, they're not. 417 00:29:48,810 --> 00:29:49,810 He's such an idiot. 418 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:55,270 Couldn't do anything. 419 00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:57,410 All you could do was talk. 420 00:29:58,190 --> 00:29:59,190 Meaningless. 421 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,250 Do anything. 422 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:04,630 Well, I guess I did. 423 00:30:06,130 --> 00:30:09,470 You saw it about five or six times and everybody... He did most of his shooting 424 00:30:09,470 --> 00:30:11,950 at this location right here where all the bullets... I mean, it's ancient. 425 00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:14,610 There's survival of the fittest. 426 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:17,330 What separates us from the animals? 427 00:30:21,129 --> 00:30:23,390 It's our ego. It's our sense of self. 428 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:29,770 So all of a sudden, we care about ourselves too much. We care about our 429 00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:32,010 fellow man too much. 430 00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:37,510 We have to do anything that we can to keep them alive. 431 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:39,710 You know, the animals just want to eat. 432 00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:43,310 They just want to eat. 433 00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:44,790 They'll kill you. 434 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,850 Can anyone do this? 435 00:30:56,670 --> 00:30:57,670 I don't know. 436 00:30:58,550 --> 00:30:59,570 Do you have any thoughts? 437 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,140 You couldn't do anything. 438 00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,160 All you could do... 439 00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:03,630 Can anyone do this? 440 00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:06,110 I don't know. 441 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:08,270 Do you have any thoughts? 442 00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:14,340 Hey, man, how are you? Oh, hey, man. 443 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,940 You remember me? 444 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:23,560 Why don't you make me a double espresso 445 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,860 macchiato with extra foam? 446 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,280 You got it. Why don't you make it like your life depends on it? 447 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,820 With extra foam. 448 00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:48,740 You like to take your sweet fucking time, don't you? 449 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:51,020 There you go. 450 00:38:57,020 --> 00:39:03,320 Why is this so difficult? 451 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:06,880 I mean, how hard can it be? 452 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,440 I'm going to give you five seconds to get the fuck out of here. 453 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,320 I'm going to start counting right now. 454 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:18,580 One. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty fucking serious. 455 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:21,540 One. 456 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,380 Two. Hurry up, motherfucker. 457 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,420 Come on, Forrest. Now you're getting it. 458 00:39:51,530 --> 00:39:53,110 Hello, beautiful ladies. 459 00:39:58,350 --> 00:40:02,770 Get over there. 460 00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:04,250 Get over there. 461 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:07,370 Hey, ladies. 462 00:40:07,790 --> 00:40:08,810 Out of the kitchen. 463 00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:10,950 Go join your pretty friends. 464 00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:12,410 You too. 465 00:40:12,490 --> 00:40:13,490 Come on. 466 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,750 Listen, Blondie. 467 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:21,050 Who else is here? 468 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:25,410 There's no one else here. No one? It's just us here. What about this door? 469 00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:28,390 Oh, come on, ladies. 470 00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:30,090 Come over here. Get down. 471 00:40:46,890 --> 00:40:48,130 It's so hot in this area. 472 00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:28,110 Husband, I've got to leave. 473 00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:30,650 Please, let us go. 474 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:32,090 What is it to you? 475 00:41:40,670 --> 00:41:41,110 You're a 476 00:41:41,110 --> 00:41:50,570 narcissist. 477 00:42:20,530 --> 00:42:22,430 Fucking dickhead, are you guys okay? 478 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:24,550 Holy shit. 479 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:13,620 Hey, buddy. 480 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,940 A little bit peckish. You got something to eat? 481 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,020 Why don't you get me the best sandwich you got? 482 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,440 The best tastiest sandwich you got. 483 00:44:25,070 --> 00:44:26,630 What do you got to drink? Iced tea? 484 00:44:31,170 --> 00:44:33,550 That looks like shit. 485 00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:36,670 Here you go. 486 00:44:36,790 --> 00:44:38,790 It's a nice hairnet. You gonna make you wear that? 487 00:44:39,150 --> 00:44:40,150 Yeah, thanks. 488 00:44:40,390 --> 00:44:44,270 Free of charge, just... Oh, good. I completely forgot my wallet. 489 00:44:44,510 --> 00:44:45,510 Right. 490 00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:46,710 Thank you. 491 00:44:48,650 --> 00:44:53,010 Have a good day. Thank you for coming to Tenderville Bingo, where everyone's a 492 00:44:53,010 --> 00:44:54,010 winner. 493 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,060 B10, 1-0. 494 00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,180 G49, 4-0. 495 00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:08,000 G56, 5-0. 496 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,220 061, 6-1. 497 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,880 B12, number 4. 498 00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:21,720 B4, number 4. 499 00:45:41,790 --> 00:45:43,310 That's the green one, right? 500 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:50,270 Oh, I got the red one here. 501 00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:02,730 Excuse me, sir. 502 00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:04,270 I need that. I-27. 503 00:46:05,210 --> 00:46:06,270 I-27. 504 00:46:06,810 --> 00:46:08,310 I need that. I-27. 505 00:46:08,690 --> 00:46:10,350 Sir. It's I-27. 506 00:46:10,970 --> 00:46:12,770 Excuse me. I-27. 507 00:46:13,210 --> 00:46:14,210 Bingo. 508 00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:16,770 Bingo? 509 00:46:18,430 --> 00:46:19,490 No bingo. 510 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:29,920 just moments before the massive explosion that woke Canada up. 511 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:51,500 Everybody get behind the counter. Ladies, back the fuck up. Nobody presses 512 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,218 the alarm. 513 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:53,058 Let's go. 514 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,420 Ladies, back the fuck up. Don't touch those alarms. 515 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:22,590 What the fuck was that? 516 00:48:23,850 --> 00:48:25,470 Anybody else want to play hero? 517 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:26,670 Huh? 518 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:45,220 Knock, 519 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,980 knock, knock, Mr. Manager. What are you doing in here? 520 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,340 Give me your fucking phone. 521 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:55,240 Everyone's out there. What are you doing in here? 522 00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:57,970 Get the fuck out of here. Come on. 523 00:48:58,710 --> 00:48:59,710 Come on. 524 00:49:00,550 --> 00:49:01,550 What do I want? 525 00:49:02,230 --> 00:49:03,230 What do you think I want? 526 00:49:03,390 --> 00:49:04,390 Be quick. 527 00:49:04,690 --> 00:49:08,290 You want money? Oh, you're a smart one, genius. Get in the back. In the safe. 528 00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:09,490 We're in the safe? 529 00:49:10,090 --> 00:49:12,650 I don't have the key. I don't have the key. It's in my office. 530 00:49:12,890 --> 00:49:14,550 You don't have the fucking key? Where's the fucking key? It's in my office. Go 531 00:49:14,550 --> 00:49:15,550 get it. 532 00:49:15,990 --> 00:49:16,990 Don't fuck around. 533 00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:18,610 You. 534 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:19,750 You work here? 535 00:49:19,830 --> 00:49:21,110 You just dress like an idiot. 536 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:23,230 Empty the registers, fuckface. 537 00:49:24,150 --> 00:49:25,150 Empty the registers. 538 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,260 You look like a fucking idiot when you're scared, you know that? 539 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,200 I have the key. I've got the key. 540 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:32,899 Come here. 541 00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:33,900 Come here. 542 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:36,300 Hurry up. 543 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:38,740 Open the safe. 544 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,040 Open the safe. 545 00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:43,920 Hurry up. What are you, retarded? 546 00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:54,800 Give me the bag. Give me the bag. Give me the bag. 547 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,540 Calm down, all right? 548 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,860 Everything's going to be okay. I'm not going to kill you. I don't know why I'm 549 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:16,860 not. 550 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:19,440 Is this your first time? 551 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,100 It's your first time? 552 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,420 What the fuck is wrong with you, huh? 553 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,180 What the fuck is wrong with you, huh? Punch in the code! 554 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,700 I got it. I got it. There you go. 555 00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:37,420 There it is. Fill it up. 556 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,538 You see? 557 00:50:46,540 --> 00:50:47,519 You see? 558 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,520 Money. 559 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,340 It's about as worthless as you are. 560 00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:52,839 Hurry up. 561 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,240 I'm hurrying. Hurry up. 562 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,960 Please, just don't shoot. 563 00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:01,320 That's it. That's all of it. Give me the fucking bag. 564 00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:02,820 Stay there. 565 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,280 It doesn't mean anything! 566 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,960 Because all you use it for is stupid and senseless shit! 567 00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:20,340 Sheriff Melvoit. 568 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,160 Tenderville? Tenderville, this is Sheriff Melboy. Come back. 569 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,400 Tenderville, this is Sheriff Melboy. 570 00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:06,840 Clark and Bradley have been robbed by an armed assailant. We're heading back into 571 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,280 town and cross roads. Thirty minutes out. Over. 572 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,180 What the hell is going on, Ray? 573 00:54:34,510 --> 00:54:36,130 Hey, Mom. Yeah, I'm okay. 574 00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:40,730 What happened? 575 00:54:44,310 --> 00:54:46,910 What do you mean? 576 00:54:47,430 --> 00:54:49,070 What do you mean you killed people? 577 00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:53,130 Fine. I'm just... I'm at home. Where are you? 578 00:54:57,290 --> 00:54:58,290 You're at work? 579 00:54:58,430 --> 00:54:59,430 You're going to stay there? 580 00:55:00,530 --> 00:55:01,670 You're not going to come home? 581 00:55:05,359 --> 00:55:06,500 When are you going to be back? 582 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,100 Okay, I'll be back. 583 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:11,400 I'll be here. 584 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,180 I'll be back. I mean, I'll be here. 585 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,200 Okay, stay safe. 586 00:56:12,910 --> 00:56:14,170 I'm running some errands right now, man. 587 00:56:14,790 --> 00:56:15,850 I'm coming right now, bro. 588 00:56:16,390 --> 00:56:17,390 Don't go anywhere, okay? 589 00:56:17,590 --> 00:56:18,590 Don't go anywhere. 590 00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:20,690 I'm getting my car right now. Okay. 591 00:56:48,270 --> 00:56:49,270 Who's the winner, Bill? 592 00:56:49,390 --> 00:56:51,090 Who's the winner? No, I'm not going to shoot you. 593 00:56:52,070 --> 00:56:53,070 I'm just fucking kidding. 594 00:56:53,570 --> 00:56:54,570 Seriously, though. Seriously. 595 00:56:56,470 --> 00:56:57,710 You ever seen fucking Cowboy? 596 00:58:06,359 --> 00:58:07,359 This kid. 597 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:18,640 Hello? 598 00:58:25,420 --> 00:58:26,420 Evan. 599 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,080 I'm leaving. 600 00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:32,080 What? I'm fucking leaving. No, you're not, man. Dude, you're taking for 601 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,280 fucking ever. I've had a lot of shit to do today, okay? 602 00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:39,280 It's been a fucked up afternoon. I'll be there in ten minutes. Don't go anywhere. 603 00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:42,100 I've been waiting, dude. I've been waiting. Ten minutes? My fucking ass. 604 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,500 I've been waiting here for fucking 45 minutes. Paintball. 605 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,060 Okay, I don't have my fucking date. Paintball, bro. 606 00:58:47,380 --> 00:58:48,580 So? We're gonna play paintball. 607 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,880 Yeah. Give me a fucking good reason, and I want a fucking articulate reason why I 608 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,920 should stay. Why should I stay? I'm gonna fucking kill you, man. 609 00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,660 Listen, you're the one. You're gonna be needing some fucking target practice, 610 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,440 all right? You're not gonna go anywhere, right? 611 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,240 I promise. I love you, man. All right. 612 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,560 I'll see you soon. 613 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:11,760 Okay. All right. 614 00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:18,740 Go 615 00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:30,500 a 616 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:31,500 little faster, Ray. 617 01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:17,920 Close the ring. 618 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,560 Well. 619 01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,800 This is Sheriff Mel Boy. I'm at the roundabout in the county park. I got two 620 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,800 more deputies down. 621 01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,640 I'm pursuing the suspect on foot. 622 01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:04,020 Thank you. 623 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:15,860 You ready? What the fuck? 624 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,080 Is that what you took two fucking hours doing? 625 01:05:19,340 --> 01:05:20,500 Glad you didn't leave, buddy. 626 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,400 Brought some gifts. 627 01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:28,640 What the fuck? 628 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:30,098 Check it out. 629 01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:31,100 Dude, 630 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:33,680 this is real money. 631 01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:35,260 It's a shitload of money. 632 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:39,280 Where the fuck did you get all this fucking money? 633 01:05:40,740 --> 01:05:42,040 Hey, Evan. Yeah. 634 01:05:43,310 --> 01:05:44,310 Take it out. 635 01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:48,410 You alright? 636 01:05:50,730 --> 01:05:51,850 Give me your hand. 637 01:05:52,910 --> 01:05:54,890 Hold it. 638 01:05:57,170 --> 01:05:58,490 Don't ask for it, right? 639 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,800 You're the world, my son. 640 01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:23,800 Prodigy of the world. 641 01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:28,580 We'd like you to, uh... Stop having these things sent to my fucking house. 642 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:29,920 Last words, man. 643 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,600 You're making me pay for my own post-education. I've been waiting for 644 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:34,880 fucking 45 minutes! 645 01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:37,520 God, I made you the liar you always wanted to be. 646 01:08:37,740 --> 01:08:38,578 Okay, sweetie. 647 01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:41,080 I love you. Be safe. You're gonna pay for this. 648 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,000 Do you hear me? 649 01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,140 What do you think I want? We quit. 650 01:08:46,779 --> 01:08:47,779 What do you want, puppy? 651 01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:50,640 I don't know. 652 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:51,979 My name is Evan. 653 01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:56,100 Your fucking body doesn't mean anything! 654 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:36,800 of Tinderville residents and police officers earlier today during what can 655 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,080 only be described as a massacre. 656 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:43,979 The rampage began with a massive explosion that destroyed the Tinderville 657 01:09:43,979 --> 01:09:46,779 police station. Oh, God. Honey, there you are, sweetheart. 658 01:09:47,060 --> 01:09:48,720 This is just so awful. 659 01:09:49,260 --> 01:09:50,640 I'm so glad you're here. 660 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,819 You're okay, though, yeah? 661 01:09:53,859 --> 01:09:56,400 I'm so glad you weren't out in this. This was... 662 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:04,440 I drove by the bakery, and the whole glass was shattered out. This is the 663 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:09,100 forest. Look, this is where they found the guy. They found the shooter already? 664 01:10:09,420 --> 01:10:12,900 Yeah. Wait a second. One guy did all this? It was Evan. Evan got shot? 665 01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:15,040 Did Evan get shot? 666 01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:16,640 No. 667 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,000 Evan did it. 668 01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:20,440 My friend Evan. Oh, my God. 669 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,560 Shot all the people? 670 01:10:22,990 --> 01:10:26,170 Have they announced his name, or are you just recognizing him? They just 671 01:10:26,170 --> 01:10:27,290 announced his name. 672 01:10:27,910 --> 01:10:28,930 Breaking news. 673 01:10:29,570 --> 01:10:33,610 Unbelievable. How did they find him? Like, what, did he give himself up? They 674 01:10:33,610 --> 01:10:36,930 just found him in the woods. He shot himself in the head. He's dead? 675 01:10:37,810 --> 01:10:44,210 This world is a crazy place, isn't it? He's a fucked up kid. 676 01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:50,650 I thought he was a bit odd, but I didn't think he was a... Psychopath? 677 01:10:52,330 --> 01:10:53,730 Look like he had secrets. 678 01:10:54,190 --> 01:10:58,870 I mean, I'm just an armchair psychologist, but a mother knows. I 679 01:10:58,870 --> 01:10:59,870 can't just intuit. 680 01:11:01,430 --> 01:11:02,430 Nevertheless, 681 01:11:02,890 --> 01:11:04,630 it must be a shock for his parents. 682 01:11:05,310 --> 01:11:06,310 Have you spoken to them? 683 01:11:07,230 --> 01:11:11,010 Yeah. I don't even want to ask you about the college applications now. It all 684 01:11:11,010 --> 01:11:14,530 seems so trite, I guess. 685 01:11:15,690 --> 01:11:18,590 I'm glad you guys are okay, right? Oh, we're fine. 686 01:11:22,860 --> 01:11:26,540 This is where I drove by. I told you I saw that poor woman. Do you think it's 687 01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:27,540 Mrs. Blakeslee? 688 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:31,220 You know what? I didn't want to stay around long enough to find out. 689 01:11:31,860 --> 01:11:34,820 Guys, I'm so tired. I don't want to sleep. Oh, of course, honey. 690 01:11:36,140 --> 01:11:38,660 I'm really sorry about your friend. I'm really sorry. 691 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:45,700 Give us a shout if you need me, okay? All right. 692 01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:47,840 Take care, guys. Get some sleep. 693 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:49,500 Yeah, sweetheart. Bye-bye. 694 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,240 I think he's holding it in. 695 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:54,260 We should pick him to see somebody. 696 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,920 Well, for sure, after this, he's going to have to go talk to someone. 697 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:02,060 I don't want anyone to know that we're taking him. 698 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:05,720 I don't want people to know that he's crazy or something. 699 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:12,320 Let's have a drink or something. Yeah, make me a double something. 700 01:12:15,850 --> 01:12:18,070 story as more details become available. 701 01:12:40,970 --> 01:12:46,050 Vanderville resident Lloyd Drintz, the father of Evan Drintz, was arrested at 702 01:12:46,050 --> 01:12:49,650 his home when local authorities attempted to enter the premises. 703 01:12:50,130 --> 01:12:54,850 Close sources reveal that Lloyd Drintz used to be a radical and extreme 704 01:12:54,850 --> 01:13:01,010 protester in the 60s and 70s, especially at the height of the war in Vietnam. 705 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,680 and has always been strongly outspoken against the government. 706 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:11,340 With the current evidence that his son, Evan Dritz, has been identified as being 707 01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:15,960 behind the massacre in downtown Tenderville today, it appears that 708 01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:19,900 radical measures to get your opinions out runs in the family. 709 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:25,980 To recap, the offender has been identified as 21-year-old Tenderville 710 01:13:25,980 --> 01:13:29,560 resident, Evan Dritz, who took his own life. 711 01:13:33,139 --> 01:13:36,800 I'm the wrong kid! My kid would do this! My kid's innocent! 712 01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,080 Bill Williamson! 713 01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:40,800 Bill Williamson did this! 714 01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:45,020 Bill Williamson's house! 715 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,620 My kid is not a murderer! 716 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,440 My son is innocent! 717 01:14:11,170 --> 01:14:16,670 It's a downward spiral 718 01:14:16,670 --> 01:14:23,510 to the end of all times. And there's no chance 719 01:14:23,510 --> 01:14:25,400 that we can... and survive.